*dramatic pause*
A funny.
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Yes, I really am going to tell you a tale involving a toilet stall.
Kim, Jakey and I went to Walmart last Friday night, just to grab some Diet Caffine-Free Coke and a feminine hygene item. (Wasn't that socially acceptable of me to type that instead of "tampons"?? *giggle*) We get inside, and Kim puts Jakey into the cart. Now, that should have raised a red flag. But in case it didn't...
"Can't we walk around at least a LITTLE?" I should have known that was coming. lol So, we did, and eventually I had to use the restroom. I walk back with dread, because this crapper is NOT the most impressive display of hygene, ykwim? I get in the suspiciously-clean-stall, shut the door, and notice it's not quite latching. Hmmm... maybe if I just pull the door a little....
I pulled, more than a little. *sigh* The door went a little TOO far in. Great. So, I decide to use the crapper as it was, and figure out how to get it back out later. Except... when later came... the door wouldn't go back. It would open about 6 inches in the WRONG direction... and evidently I am more than 6 inches thick, cause I couldn't fit. So I wait until only one other person is in the bathroom, and crawl down under the door... just as she comes out of her stall.
So I had to explain that NO I wasn't just some wierd freak who likes crawling around on the bathroom floors, that the door was broken, and since she WORKED there, she should ask someone to fix it.
She looked at me like I was on crack. (her helpfulness inspired me.)
So we proceed with our shopping, and I taught Little Jakey how to sniff each and every single bottle of lotion of the shelf... one of which exploded all over him, of course... (I'm now the proud owner of the bottle of lotion)... so we just rubbed it over our hands and arms, and giggled (loudly) about how "gooey" we were! LOL
Kim looked at me like I was on crack, and walked away.
Then, as we finally arrived at the check-out counter... guess who our cashier was? Yes, the staring non-helpful woman who saw me crawl under the crapper door!
We did NOT go through her line.
*still blushing*
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thanks - I needed that belly laugh!
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hee hee ... this made me giggle ~ this is something that would soooooo happen to me !!
happy friday sweetie :)
LOl that little ADHD girl gets into mischeif doesnt she
love ya
ROFL that is hilarious!! you gotta post it on AL. hehe
Hey well i didn't respond to your quiz after all. So i'm responding here. Jakie is suo cute! I couldn't understand what he was saying to me earlyer.Have a greate weekend with kim, Jakie, and your southern quien! Lol!I can't spell! Bye. al-pal aka yall come back now, ya hear?
I'm laughing with you - I've been stuck behind a similar door - glad to know I'm not the only one!
Adventures in Wal-Mart - it really is a world of its own.
Hehe! That was funny. How did the appraisal go? When they came to do ours for the seller right before we moved, she was in the house all of maybe 5 minutes. I told her I was sorry it was such a mess from packing and she said it had no bearing on the appraisal because those aren't the type of things that affect the value of a house. I hope it went well and quick.
That's a funny story! I'm still smiling. I've done the crawl under door...might have been a Wal-Mart..hmmm.
hey, I'm ADD ..is there a connection here with the door...?
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