Stupendous Quotes Quiz - Vile Villains

Hello quizzers!

Today's Stupendous Quotes Quiz is all about villains in books and movies. Sometimes, they get the best lines. What is a book or movie without someone to fight? Use your own brains to remember who these villains are. Quiz ends sometime Friday afternoonish. Have fun! Mwa-ha-ha. Ahem.

Love, Princesses Jana and Jami


1. ________ : Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?


2. ________ :You aren't leaving, Susie. You're mine now.


Note from Jana: I *heart* this book. And in case you're struggling to come up with the answer, here is a description of this character I found in the book: “He wore his innocence like a comfortable old coat.”


3. Young Simba: Hey, Uncle ____. Guess what?
____: I despise guessing games.
Young Simba: I'm going to be King of Pride Rock.
____: Oh Goodee.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
____: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.
Young Simba: Hey Uncle ____, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
____: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: You're so weird.

4. ________: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

5. _________: You beasts! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. _________ has the last laugh!

Princess Jami says: "Mmmm...fries..."

6. _________: It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

7. [Dorothy watches her melt]
_______ _____ __ ___ ____: Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

8. Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you. [he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, _______. He's delighted, too.
_________: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.

9. _________: Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!

10. Children: One, two, _________'s coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, better stay awake. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.


BONUS: Princess Jana made up a riddle about a famous villian. Solve it for a bonus point!


Which villian is BY FAR the most two-faced of them all?