Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Stupendous Quotes Quiz - Cool Creatures!

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons; for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. - Unknown

Don't you just love a good dragon quote? Well, so do we! This week, faithful quiz friends, we are bringing to you some quotes from our favorite creatures. What kind of creatures, you ask? ALL KINDS of Science Fiction, Fantasy and other Magical beasties or humanoids. Puppets! Even dragons!! Some creatures are very nice and others are not so very nice, AT ALL. And, since we skipped a quiz week in the recent past, we're going to give you 20 quotes this week! So, you'll have until late Friday to get all your guesses in, this time.
Use your brains for the answers and have fun (we don't even mind if you just make up answers)! ;-)
Love, Princesses Jana and Jami

1. [R2D2 and ________ are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
_________: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
_________: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

2. Harry: You'd better clear out before my bones grow back, or else I might strangle you.
[________ jumps off the bed]

________ :________ is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home.

3. Bowen: And now, without you, ________, what do we do? Where do we turn?
________: [rising] To the stars, Bowen. To the stars.

4. ________: It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.

5.[________ appears on live TV]
Clifford: Hey, you better get down there, Kerm.
Kermit: Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?
________: [on TV] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
Rizzo: So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?
Kermit: Now.

6.Eragon: You can hear my thoughts!
_______: I've waited 1000 years to hear your thoughts. and now you can hear mine. I am _______, and you are my Rider.

7. ________ ________: A fine conscience I turned out to be!


8. ________ ________: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.
Harry: Uh... thanks, ________.

9. General: [Riding in a truck full of troops on its way to deal with ____ ____] Listen up. This is New York City, and this is sacred ground. You hear me? It was built for humans, by humans. Not for stinking lice-infested apes. The thought of some mutant gorilla crapping all over the streets of this fair city fills me with disgust. So this is how it's going to be: We find it. We kill it. We cut its ugly head off and we ram it up...
[the truck is immediately trampled by ____ ____]

10. (Lucky has died, and the Tanners are having a funeral for him.)
___: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed: "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."

11. ____:"I am Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet."

12. __ _______: And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?
Lucy Pevensie: I'm not a dwarf! I'm a girl. And actually, I'm tallest in my class.
__ _______: You mean to say that you are a Daughter of Eve?
Lucy Pevensie: [confused] My mum's name is Helen...
__ _______:Yes... but, you are in fact... human?

13. __________: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? [Peter slightly nods] That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.

14. ___ _______ ___: Yes, you were particularly difficult to place, but I stand by what I said last year: You would have done well in Slytherin.

15. [_____ is gesturing wildly]
Gomez: Mor... Morticia... Morticia? Morticia what? Slow down! It's terrible when you stutter!
[_____ gropes around, finds a pen, and starts to write, but it's out of ink. Groping around again, _____ overturns a bowl of cereal, grabs the spoon, and starts tapping in Morse Code]
Gomez: Morticia... in... danger... stop. Send... help... at once... STOP!
[Gomez stands and runs out. _____ collapses.]
16. _____ (or, ___ _____ _____) : Faun, do you know why you are here?
Mr Tumnus: Because I believe in a free Narnia.
_____ (or, ___ _____ _____) You're here because *he* turned you in... for sweeties.
17. ______ : The only person that I let in on the fact that I was still alive was a six-year-old kid. I'm gonna be six years old again. Well, John, it's been fun, but I gotta go. I have a date with six-year-old boy... and you have a date with death.
Princess Jami says: Ew. Creepy.
18. ____ _____: Human! We used to be exactly like them. Flawed. Weak. Organic. But we evolved to include the synthetic. Now we use both to attain perfection. Your goal should be the same as ours.
Lieutenant Commander Data: Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind.
19. _____: "What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Let's find her! She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!"
Princess Jami says: nothing. Princess Jami swoons. ;-)
20. ____ : Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
:-)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Call me stupid, but who won the last two quizzes?