CAC Snooping

This week's CAC assignment - Snoop! We're supposed to pick a spot in our house, look at the contents... and...

*Mission Impossible music plays in background*

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Imagine you do not know the person who lives in this house and that you are coming upon this space and these items for the first time. What do you imagine about this person? Who are they? What are their priorities, interests, passions, likes, dislikes, issues? What can you tell by what's on their nighttable or in their garage? What's their story?

This message will self-destruct in 5 minutes."

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*Jana, dressed completely in black, draws her weapon as she approaches the door*

*silently opening the door with her gloved hand, she enters the room*

*THWACK!*

*Tripping over a bag of dirty laundry, Jana crashes to the floor, bruising her head on the nightstand in the process. Turning on her tape recorder, she begins to whisper...*

Holy Crap!!! Look at all of these books! What's on these shelves....

That's kinda bizzare... Idiots Guide to Religions Online? Books on wierd foreign countries? And languages... ASL, Hindi, German, Spanish... and one on sewing? Can we say NERDY?!

What about this one? Hmm... SHE - Safe, Healthy, Empowered? Sounds enlightening. Lots of Christian books, a couple of Bible fact books... one about the Koran... I'm guessing she must be a Christian, who just likes to learn about religions and other spiritualish stuff?

Yearbooks... a book of Shakespear... some computer books... even more nerdy than I originally thought! Wow! And the pile of bills beside it is rather amusing... they are dated all throughout the summer of 2006!!! I hope she PAID those!!!!!!!!


Some Christian fiction books in a series (No wear... probably never read?) Memoirs of a Geisha, with a bookmark in the middle... White Oleander... East of Eden... some computer games... (Caesar, Mafia, Star Trek, Family Tree Maker...) She must be one of those people who always reads the latest books... maybe on the artsy side? Wide variety of interests too evidently! Sci-fi, geneology, building games,...


Wait... are those... STAR TREK NOVELS??? NO WAY! People actually READ THOSE?! Looks like she's running out of space for them too...


After moving random junk around, I unearthed this crate of books as well... Some knitting books, crocheting books, drawing books, a sketchpad... some scrapbooking pages but no scrapbook... some binders... one with wedding plans (she's getting married mayhaps? or just planning in case, because the binder seems a bit empty...)

Final analysis: The subject is female, and otherwise very hard to analyze. Variety of interests (languages, religions, star trek,...) variety of hobbies

(computer games, artsy stuff, crafts)... in a nutshell? I'm thinking she's probably a nerd with ADHD.

*shutting off tape recorder and silently escaping from the room*