Jana's Weekend Adventures

All right, in order to be transparent and open, I must admit to you all that I fell off the wagon, and am currently running (due to a large amount of caffine) in circles around it! Halfway through my morning tax class I cracked and got a large Diet Coke. Then, after class, I got a small bottle to maintain my caffine high.

Due to the large amount of hyperactivity I now possess, I've decided to give you a running log of the things I achieve today! I'll be updating this all throughout the afternoon, until the caffine eventually wears off and I crash in exhaustion. So far we have:

As of 1 PM - Exercised, showered, went to tax class, grabbed essentials from Dollar General, fed Luka (inside kitty) and Sara (outside doggie), petted and loved on Sara, yelled at Luka, turned on puter, and here I am!

As of 2:15 PM - Cleaned Luka's litterbox, took out trash load 1, cleaned kitchen table, rotated laundry, watched cat run around the house in terror of the crazy cleaning woman, sprayed horrendous cloud of disenfectant over all available surfaces in the bathroom, coughed loudly, lowered bathroom biohazard level slightly (no hazmat suit required now!), now waiting on cloud of disinfectant to dissipate so work can continue.

As of 3:45 - Took up bathroom rug, beat dirt out of it, set it outside to air out. Vaccuumed bathroom floor (shop vac), Scrubbed shower curtain, knocked over bucket of soapy water onto floor, decided it was time to mop. *sigh* Mopped worst of floor, sprayed everything with another thick layer of disinfectant, coughed. Wished I had doned my hazmat suit after all.

3:48 - I need a break! Going to Taco Bell while the bathroom airs out again. Nothing can energize you like a nacho supreme!

6 PM - Nacho supreme was yummy. Back to work!

As of 7 PM - Scrubbed shower, washed down bathroom walls, fixed broken cabinet door, dishes are soaking, fan is blowing the bathroom floor dry.

As of 9 PM - Half of dishes are washed, other half is soaking (guess I should finish them, huh? *yawn*), winter clothes have been unpacked, summer and "skinny" clothes repacked, videos re-arranged, laundry rotated, e-mails caught up, clothes packed for Goodwill, found cell phone wrapped in the covers of my bed.

As of 11:05 PM - E-mails are caught up, phone calls returned, outside kittys are fed & loved, car's a little cleaner, bedroom closet is much cleaner, tax homework has been properly procrastinated, crochet pattern books filed away, pattern for crocheted spiderweb has been found, shopping list made, plans for tomorrow afternoon solidified, new songs downloaded, parts of the carpet vaccumed, stovetop washed up, dishes put away, teeth brushed, face scrubbed, moisturizer applied to lips, hands, and face, the bathroom is no longer classified as a bio-hazard, and JANA IS EXHAUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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